spongebob

When I ripped my pants
I thought that I had everybody on my side,
But I went and blew it,
all sky high
and now she won't even spare a passing glance
all just because I [rip] ripped my pants.
(Whole band singing)
When big Lary came 'round just to put him down
Spongebob turned into a clown
and no girl ever wants to dance
with a fool who went and [rip] ripped his pants
(Spongebob singing)
I know I shouldn't mope around,
I shouldn't curse
but the pain feels so much worse
Cause windin' up with no one is a lot less fun
then a burn from the sun
or sand in your buns....

Now I learned a lesson I won't soon forget
so listen and you won't regret
be true to yourself
don't miss your chance
and you won't end up like the fool...who...ripped...his..PAAANTS
[riiip]
(talking)
(Sandy: Spongebob!)
(Spongebob: Sandy!)
(Sandy: Your song is true! If y'all want to be my friend, just be yourself)
(Larry: Spongebob that was so righteous. Would you.. sign my pants?)
(Spongebob: Absolutely buddy!) {rip}
(whistle)

It's shaping up to be a wonderful holiday,
Not your normal, average, everyday.
Sounds like someone filled my old coral tree.
Spongebob, Patrick, why'd you do this to me?
The world feels like it's in loverly.
Go away before I harm you bodily!
This Christmas feels like the very first Christmas to me.

There'll be shopping, decorating, and plenty of snow.
Hey, Patrick, who's that under the mistletoe?
What? Who, me? Would you look at the time, I should go!

People seem a little more brotherly.
Here's a special something to you from me.
Even all the trash, on Christmas it smells so sweetly.
This Christmas feels like the very first Christmas to me.
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la,
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la-la-la.

What do you want? Can't you see that I'm busy?
Step outside, we've got something for you to see.
Spongebob, take this stuff down immediately!
Chestnuts roasting and burns in the third degree.

Tonight things are as good as they seem to be.
A star on top will complete all the scenery.
This Christmas feels like the very first Christmas to me.
This Christmas feels like the very first Christmas to me.